I Don’t Want A Job, I Want A Baby 🧸


Just talked to my mom and she dropped that little “B” word again: burden. I do not want a job. In fact, I have NEVER wanted a job. I have literally quit every job I’ve ever had and just last week I turned down a $55k marketing position in Los Angeles to be unemployed in […]

June 13, 2019

Welcome to Seattle! Failing Out Loud 🚣


So I’ve been homeless for 3 months. I’ve lived in at least 6 cities, tripled the names in my contact list, and traded my MacBook Air for an iPad with a keyboard because iPads have data and travel is life. My Verizon phone bill is Unlimited Everything and $150 a month. And I can’t tell […]

May 23, 2019

Dear Ayesha Curry 🥰

Lady Business

When I first saw Black Twitter tear Ayesha Curry to shreds, I laughed and laughed and laughed. I remembered Ayesha’s 2015 tweet telling other women to, “keep the good stuff covered up for the one who matters” and then I laughed again. Steph not hitting it right or something? Is he not still “the one […]

May 10, 2019

Why Millennials Suck! 🤖


So if you talk to people above 30, they think we’re as*holes. Why? Because we’re millennials and “millennials suck”! Here’s a breakdown of why we “suck” so much: We’re lazy. Social media and Postmates have created a reality where we want everything now, and we don’t want to put in any effort to get it. […]

February 6, 2019

Don’t Be A Jealous B*tch 🐬


People are not always going to like me. Including blonde birthday girls who try and get me kicked out of bars because their friends like me too much. People are not always going to like you, because of their own insecurities. I won’t stop being charming, or beautiful, or funny. I won’t apologize or give […]

January 19, 2019

How To Find The Perfect Job 🦸🏽‍♀️

Lady Business

So if you follow me on Instagram, then you’ve heard the great news: I found a job! Honestly, I’d given up on the job search and decided Freelance Or Die, but then I met a really cool fashion designer and the game totally changed. Basically, I asked myself 2 questions. She passed. And the rest […]

January 16, 2019

I Can Fix All Your Problems 💋


Here’s the thing: I get way too attached. To boys, ideas, very specific foods. When I like something I hold on forever because it is my everything and I must fight to the death to protect it. I’m a hopeless romantic and I believe in grand gestures, unconditional love, and epic battle scenes. That being […]

January 12, 2019

Why You Should Work For Women 👠

Lady Business

I’ve recently decided I do not want to work for men anymore. Instead of dragging all my old bosses, let’s focus on the positives! Here’s why you  should work for women! She is more likely to be your mentor. Women get women and chances are, she’s been in your shoes and can share your point […]

January 4, 2019