Bachelorette Hannah B + Handmaid’s Tale = The New Alabama #ROLLTIDE 🎓🤰


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I don’t know about you, but I’m the kinda girl who watches The Bachelorette, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and CNN for drama. With that being said, something caught my eye this week: Sweet Bachelorette Hannah B from Sexist Sassy Alabama… I wonder if she knows? #ROLLTIDE This article started out as all the […]

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May 15, 2019

Why Millennials Suck! 🤖


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So if you talk to people above 30, they think we’re as*holes. Why? Because we’re millennials and “millennials suck”! Here’s a breakdown of why we “suck” so much: We’re lazy. Social media and Postmates have created a reality where we want everything now, and we don’t want to put in any effort to get it. […]

February 6, 2019

Don’t Be A Jealous B*tch 🐬


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People are not always going to like me. Including blonde birthday girls who try and get me kicked out of bars because their friends like me too much. People are not always going to like you, because of their own insecurities. I won’t stop being charming, or beautiful, or funny. I won’t apologize or give […]

January 19, 2019

I Can Fix All Your Problems 💋


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Here’s the thing: I get way too attached. To boys, ideas, very specific foods. When I like something I hold on forever because it is my everything and I must fight to the death to protect it. I’m a hopeless romantic and I believe in grand gestures, unconditional love, and epic battle scenes. That being […]

January 12, 2019

What I Mean When I Say, “I Feel Fat” 💩


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We live in a society where everyone is offended by everything. Do you ever feel like you can’t say anything without someone taking it the wrong way, putting their spin on it, or straight up telling you what you should be saying instead? I feel this way. It infuriates me. So let me tell you […]

December 28, 2018

Go and Love Yourself 🦋


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I said something today and it broke my heart but I also know I need to accept it because it’s true. I’m used to not being supported. I’m used to it. And saying that out loud sucks because deep down, I know how true that is. It sucks because I’m used to not having literally […]

December 18, 2018

For All the Daughters ❤️


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For all the daughters who didn’t get hugs. For all the daughters who were made to feel small. For all the daughters who want mommy’s love and daddy’s success. For the daughters who feel misunderstood. For the daughters who don’t feel like daughters. For all the mothers who don’t understand their daughters. I’m starting a […]

November 15, 2018

Fuck Your Feelings 🌸


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I gave up my personality a long time ago. I think I just got so good at being pretty and making myself small. For my mother, for John* and his family, for Arthur*. I wanted their acceptance so much that whenever they said they didn’t like something, I got rid of it. And yes, I […]

November 5, 2018

My Dog Hates Me 🐶


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This morning I looked at Milo and thought, “You’re cute, but your mommy is badder” (and Milo is REALLY fucking cute btw). But I feel like I’m coming into myself again and as literally bad as I  think I look right now, I know I’m cuter than my absolutely adorable dog. We’re two baddies 😍. But […]

October 18, 2018

Remembering Your Divinity 🧚🏽‍♀️


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The other day I had one of those LA epiphany moments you see on tv, and it was pretty amazing. I was driving down Santa Monica Blvd listening to Alanis Morissette- Thank U and I just cried, and smiled, and had the sun shining down on my face. And before that, the lady who did […]

October 2, 2018